I'll scratch your back, but please don't touch mine

Alright.  So let's talk about toilets.  Public toilets in particular. 
First of all, they are gross.  Second of all, they are gross.

But today something new and unexpected happened to me.

It began as a normal trip to the public restroom:
Went in the stall.
Gathered some toilet paper.
Created a make-shift seat protector.
Squated over the toilet anyway.
Finished.
Flushed.

Normal, right?
WRONG.

The toilet literally spit water at me.  Projectile toilet water.  That really would be my luck wouldn't it?

After I spent all that time protecting myself from the grossness that is the toilet, THAT happens?!

Well of course, I needed to know if it was a fluke or if it happened every time... In case you were wonderng- it does happen EVERY time.  Or at least the four times that I tried it.



Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it showered me.