Commitment Issues

I feel like I can say with full confidence that anyone reading this blog has seen a chick movie.  And chick movies are great.  They make you cry, they make you laugh (Shut up, you know that I'm right) and they make you wonder why every relationship can't just work out the way they do in the movies.  (Don't stop reading, I swear this isn't a review on He's Just Not That Into You).


But they also point out one huge flaw in humans.  Commitment issues.  I HATE commitment issues.  More so, I hate when someone makes a commitment to you and then flakes out.  Like for instance, being stood up for dinner, C'mon. If you make plans just show up.


Or what if someone made a commitment to water your plants when you go away on vacation but they lame out on you one week into your vacation and all of your [ficuses?] [fici?] Nope.  Just looked it up it is [ficussen]. - you think I am making this up- look  up the plural of culdesac. Don't worry about it, it is culsdesac.  Yeah. 


ANYWAY.


What if J.K. Rowling just didn't write the 7th Harry Potter book?  What if Dante only wrote the Inferno?  You'd be pissed.  Don't deny it.  What kind of jerkoff makes a commitment to provide you with literature and then just flakes out two weeks into it? 


[Did she just compare herself to Dante?  What a fuck.]


No but seriously, let's think big.  Let's think solutions. 


Here is what you do if someone is having commitment issues:
If it is you- stop having commitment issues.
If it is your significant other- first check with friends and relatives to see if this person is really your significant other- you might just be surprised to find out that you're crazy, and in no sort of relationship with this person.




What was I talking about?  It probably doesn't even matter a little bit.   You know what does matter?


THIS.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvGwvnzyw3Q