This is Too Urgent

I am a person.  And as a person I like to go out in public from time to time.  And yeah, I take my cell phone with me, send text messages, make calls, you know- the usual. 

Also, being a person, like I am, I have to use the restroom every now and then.  Now, I don't know if you're familiar with a public restroom, but it generally operates on a stall system.  The walls separating bathroom goes are not full sized, nor are they very thick, so it is pretty unavoidable to hear what the person beside you is doing. 

More and more I have experienced the person in the stall beside me using their cell phone.  First of all: yum.  Second of all: Why.

What text message is so important that it cant wait the two minutes it is going to take you to go to the bathroom?  I feel as though I don't want to associate expelling toxins from my body with having dinner with a date later that evening, but maybe that is just me?

If texting wasn't bad enough, there are the phone calls.  "Oh hey mom! Busy? Oh I'm not busy.  Oh yeah I got the package you sent so cool!"  or, "Oh hey Susie!  I am going to the hub for dinner and studying later wanna join?"  Yeah Grey's is on tonight I am sooo excited." 

Really? You're in a public bathroom, doing your business and you want to talk to your friend about TV?  I hope she can hear you pooping.

You have something really urgent that you have to say to someone AND you have to go to the bathroom?  Here is what you do.
1. Go to the bathroom.
2.  WASH YOUR HANDS.
3.  Deliver your urgent business.

I promise that by doing it in is order you will not lose time.  You take up more time being in the bathroom if you are trying to do your buisness and keep a handle on your phone and try to make the other person not realize that you're in the bathroom.  I PROMISE.

I made a castle out of Play-Doh today, so I guess I can't be too upset.