Easy as 123.

So I have always thought myself to be somewhat of a connoisseur in the realm of women's underwear.  I really had no premise on which to base this- other than my habitual use of the product.

I thought I knew all the styles.  Bikini, string bikini, thong, boyshort, low rise, hipster, briefs, crotchless, and g-string. 

I thought that was pretty much the gist of it.  Boy was I wrong.  Today whilst perusing the web and looking for stripper costumes, you know- the usual, I came across something that I had never seen before.  Something that I had never even imagined could be.  They call it: The C-String.

Whhhhat is "the c-string" you ask?  Well. It is kind of like a hair band for your lady-land, but let us explore some more! (I wanted to rhyme- sue me).

According to Wikipedia the C-string is as narrow as a g-string but without the band around the waist, leaving just a C shaped piece between the legs held in place firmly by a flexible internal frame. Since there is no material around the waist, the c-string completely eliminates the panty lines which thongs and other underwear create. C-strings are also designed for use as beachwear, which reduces the tan lines that would have been left by the side straps of even a g-string.

I'm sorry.  BEACH WEAR?  What kind of beach is this?  If this macaroni noodle is deemed acceptable beach attire I am thinking that it is the type of beach where one could just go commando- but that is just me.
 
If you buy something that requires you to wear a "C-string" in order to not show panty lines- maybe you should just pick out a differnt dress.  Men, I cannot stress this enough- if YOU need a C-sting, please please PLEASE consider letting your balls drop and manning up.
 
 
THIS is what real men look like: