"I wish my mom would understand that just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I have to stop going out."

Living outside one's own boudaries.  It is something that we all want to do, but perhaps something that not all of us should do. 

My cookies are frosted, yours should be too.  On second thought, maybe they shouldn't.  Why is it that some people think that if they wear smaller clothing that they will look smaller?  It is not true, don't kid yourself.  If you're a medium, wear a medium, a small is going to do nothing for you, except maybe highlight your flaws.  And if you're an 8X, by all means please take that as an invitation to wear a medium. OH WAIT. 

Now, do not get me wrong, I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with being an 8X or even an 80X (and again don't get me wrong, there definitely is something wrong with that, it just isn't the point that I'm making).  But people, embrace you, don't just embrace a third of you. 

I was walking through a building today,  (okay, that is a lie, it was yesterday- today I haven't even left my apartment) and I see this girl, and I'm going to be straight with you I felt as though I had been assaulted.  If I wanted to see that much skin, I would watch porn (and trust me, I do).  Further: IT IS FEBRUARY.  February is no time to be wearing two squre inches of fabric, not in Pennsylvania anyway. And for some people, (myself included, so don't think I'm being all high and mighty), there is no month in which that amount of clothing is acceptable. 

Go to the store.
Find a sweater.
Now put that one down and grab your actual size.
Buy that sweater.
Take it home.
Wear it.


Sixteen and Pregnant is a quality show.